For those who stumbled in here looking for porn and found only a picture of a giant chicken, I apologize for deceiving you. I realize it was a cheap trick to get more blog traffic, and while the ploy was successful, I imagine you were more inclined to click the 'back' button than to read further. In any case, you'd already had to double the effort because you were likely typing one-handed, thereby making it that much more inconvenient.
I'd like to make it up to you. If you really want what you were looking for, don't click the back button. (DISCLAIMER: It really is what you think it is, so if your delicate sensibilities are offended by Spartan Men, DO NOT click on the links.)
Click here, here, and here. You're welcome.