"i can bet that anyone out there does not have nearly the complications that my life has.. i dare u to challenge me."
I accept your ('scuse me, *ur*) challenge, "friend." My life's complications are sufficient that I have neither the time nor the energy to get into "woe is me" pissing contests on the internet.
What do I win?
Then again, perhaps your urge to engage in such behavior indicates that you do, in fact, have bigger problems than the rest of us.