Thursday, September 1, 2011

50 Ways to Seduce A Man

While browsing the magazine section at a bookstore, the cover of Cosmopolitan jumped out at me. The headline read, "50 Ways to Seduce A Man." I thought, 'isn't that a no-brainer?'

I didn't open up to the article - I didn't have to.

50 Ways to Seduce A Man

1. Take off your top.
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See, I could write for Cosmo...right?

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