Look, guys, I know I have been flaking on you over the last few years. There are so many of you, and so many obstacles in life, that it can be difficult to give you the attention you deserve. I know I’m plagued with doubt and worry, but that’s no excuse for leaving you hanging the way I have. I want to take care of you properly, and I will. I’m making some changes that will hopefully give me the means to do that. Just sit tight a little longer, and I promise you’ll grow big and strong some day.
Your Ever Neglectful Parent